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Profession jokes - Give vs Get

- My father always told that it is better to give than to get.

- Was he a monk?

- No, he‘s a boxer.

Profession jokes - Judge

A judge tells:

- I have given you the fine of 3000$ for taking offence at the civil servant. Would you like to say anything?

- Of course I would, but these prices are too high for me..

Profession jokes - School mates

Two schoolmates meet:

- Hi, so great to see you – what do you do in your life?

- Hi, I’m a landscape architect.

- And what do you do?

- I drive a bulldozer.

Funny profession jokes - Opinion

Question: What would you describe the term "exchange of opinions"?

Answer: That's a situation when you have your opinion and go with it to your boss. Then you return with his opinion.

Funny profession jokes - Judge

A judge asks the culprit:

- So, did you commit the crime in the way which I have just explained?

The culprit:

- Actually no, but I really like your idea!

Funny profession jokes - Being funny

Two new friends talk:

- Were you funny when you were a child?

- You’re kidding, I am an accountant.

Funny profession jokes - Pilot

Flight Control Center asks the pilot:

-Who is landing here?

The pilot decides to make a joke:

- Guess who, - he asks

Flight Control Center turns off the lighting of the landing track and tells:

- Guess where..

Funny profession jokes - Candidate selection @ Secret Service

Selection of candidates takes place at U.S. Secret Service. The first applicant comes and stands in front of the Commission. The Chairman asks:

- Sir, our service is extremely secret, thus the agent has to be strong-willed, obey to laws, be cold-blooded.

- I completely understand this, Sir.

- Great, but we will have to check this. We have brought here your wife as well, she is sitting in the next room. Please, take the gun, go there, and shoot her dead.

- No, sorry, I won’t do that. I don’t need this job.

The second applicant comes in. The Chairman again explains him the whole situation and tells him to go and shoot his wife to death. The applicant says:

- No, I won’t do that.

The third applicant comes and the Chairman again explains him the rules. The candidate takes the gun and leaves to the other room. All members of the Commission are waiting for what will happen.

Suddenly they hear a gunshot, than the second, third, the fourth. Then the fifth and the sixth. Than they hear the woman screaming. The doors open, the third candidate goes out and tells:

- Listen, Boss, somebody has put a blank cartridge. So I finished her with the butt of the gun…

Funny profession jokes - Valentine's day

- Daddy, what is Valentine's day?

- I don't know, my son. We are mechanical engineers.

Funny profession jokes - Ideas

Two professors chat:

- I often experience that ideas come to my mind when I'm already in bed. Does it happen to you as well?

- Sure, that is why I always take a pen and a blocknote to my bed.

- And I take my secretary with me to the bed.

Funny profession jokes - Pilots

Airplane is landing at the airport. Pilots have a conversation:

- Look, what a short landing lane they have!