Funny Jokes In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images : Funny jokes and riddles In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

funny jokes and riddles Biography

Source:- Google.com.pk

When I was a ventriloquist, I not only wrote my own jokes, but I would also buy a lot of joke books (from bookstores, yard sales, etc.). It is impossible to present you with all the jokes I have. But, as I find jokes I enjoy, I will try to present them to you based on author, category or whatever. I also realize that my sense of humor might not mesh with yours. So please bear (pun intended) with me because I've tried to post jokes that do not offend but amuse.

Make sure you know the joke and can get it straight before you tell it.

2. Keep it short and sweet.

3. Avoid telling one joke after another, and give others a chance to tell a joke.

4. Jokes are suppose to be funny, not hurt someone's feelings.

5. Learn to tell a joke without laughing until you are finished.

Buzz: "First I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got erysipelas with aromatherapists. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations."

Butch: "Boy you had a time!"

Buzz: "I'll say! I thought I'd never pull through that spelling test."

Student: "I hear that fish is brain food."

Roommate: "Yeah, I eat it all the time."

Student" "Another theory disproved."

Marty: "He was kicked out of school for cheating!"

Wade: "How come?"

Marty: "He was caught counting his ribs in a biology exam."

Dancer: "Say, can't you stretch the music a little longer -- just a dance or two more?

Band Leader: "Sorry, Sir. This isn't a rubber band."

Two women were preparing to board an airliner. One of them turned to the pilot and said, "Now, please don't travel faster than sound. We want to talk."

She: "How gracefully that man over there eats corn on the cob!"

He: "Yes. He used to be a piccolo player in the Marine Band."

Sergeant (after a War Game): "Private Jones, didn't you realize you were exposing yourself to an imaginary enemy only 250 yards away?"

Private Jones: "That's right, Sergeant. I was standing behind that imaginary rock 25 feet high!"

"As we have learned," said the teacher, "the former ruler of Russia was called a Czar, and his wife was called a Czarina. Now who can tell me what the Czar's children were called?"

A little boy at the back of the class piped up and said, "Czar dines!"

"Now boys," said the teacher, "tell me the signs of the zodiac. You first Tommy."

"Taurus, the Bull."

"Right. Now you Harry, another one."

"Cancer the Crab."

"Right again. Now Sammy it's your turn."

The boy looked puzzled, hesitated a moment and then blurted out, "Mickey the Mouse!"

Funny jokes and riddles In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images