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Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything?
A: Penicillin. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant. A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
A: Last year's hide-and-go-seek winner.
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: How do you know a blonde likes you?
A: She screws you two nights in a row.
Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.
Q: How do you get a blonde on the roof?
A: Tell her drinks are on the house.
Q: What's a blondes favorite bread?
A: Hump-per-nickel
Q: Why did the blonde douche with Crest?
A: She heard it reduces cavities.
Q: Why are blondes immune to men?
A: They've been inoculated so many times.
Q: What's a blondes favorite drink?
A: A penis colada.
Q: How do you know which blonde gives the best blow job?
A: Word of Mouth.
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't let your friends use your toothbrush.
Q: How did the blonde lawyer sway the judge?
A: She dropped her briefs.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde football player?
A: She was an excellent wide receiver.
Q: What did the blonde name her watch dogs?
A: Timex and Rolex.
Q: What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?
A: Some days the wind doesn't blow.
Q: Why did they call the blonde "Twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.
Q: Why do brunettes work hard to keep their figure?
A: No one else wants it.
Q: Whats the worst thing about dating a blonde?
A: If you don't know what hole to put it in neither do they.
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: To keep their ankles warm.
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought. Q: Why don't blondes get coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.
Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Q: Why does a blonde wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means Stop.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde with a PhD in Psychology?
A: She'll blow your mind, too.
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip-code on her thigh?
A: She wanted a lot of male in her box.
Q: What is a blonde's favorite color?
A: Glitter.
Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
A: Some traffic signs say stop
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?
A: Because they can understand them.
Q: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
A: Who cares?
Q: Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A: It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
A: They drowned in Spring training.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

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