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GIRL OR BOY!!!
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
THE BIGGEST LIE
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was.”
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
IT HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you - you've broken your finger!”
THE DOCTOR
The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?’
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too…’
A SECOND LANGUAGE
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, “Bow-wow!” The cat ran away. “What was that, Father?” asked Baby Mouse. “Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language
EXEPT FOR TWO THINGS
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet
The Perfect Son
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub
An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons. My son was born on St George’s Day,“ commented the English man. "So we obviously decided to call him George” “That’s a real coincidence,” remarked the Scot. “My son was born on St Andrew’s Day, so obviously we decided to call him Andrew.”
“That’s incredible, what a coincidence, "said the Irishman. "Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake.”
Really funny jokes In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images
Really funny jokes In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images
Really funny jokes In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images
Really funny jokes In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images
Really funny jokes In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images
Really funny jokes In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images
Really funny jokes In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images
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Really funny jokes In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images
Really funny jokes In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images
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