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akistani jokes likes very much, especially in young generation. After common the mobile phone they share jokes through mobile phone. Now a day there are many tensions in every life. Everybody live their life in tension. You have to fresh your mood for spent happy life. We provide you a movement for your mood fresh with help of funny jokes. Some Pakistani jokes which fresh your mood.

ik gappo: agar hadse main aik kan kat jaye to kia hoga?

Doosra gappo: main soon nahi sakoonga.

Pahla gappo: aur agar donoon kan kat jaye to?

Doosra : to main dakh nahi sakoonga.

Pahla: kiun wo kaise?

Doosra: kiun keh main phir ainak kaise lagaunga?

Aik dost (dosre dost se): yar main bara fikar mand hoon, mari beti ka qad nahi barhta, kuch alaj batao.

Dost: bara acha tareeqa batata hoon tum apni beti ka naam menhgayi rakh lo phir dekhna is ka qad kitni rafter se barhta hai.

Aik mahir nafsiat ko aik taqreeb main taqreer karne ke liye bolaya gia. Inhoon ne apni taqreer main bewaquf saksh ki kuch nishan'yan batayeen aur phir ye kaha ab aap logon main se jo shaksh apne aap ko bewaquf samaghta ho wo khara ho jaye. Lakin majma main se koyi bhi khara nahi hoya. Ye dakh ker chand lamhe towaqqaf ke bad aik shaksh khara ho gia.

Mahir nafsiat ne poocha: han bhayi kia tum is ley khare hoye ho kay apne aap ko bewaquf samaghte ho? Is shaksh ne jabab dia: ''ji nahi dar-asal aap akely khare ache nahi lag rahe the''.

Lateefay Funny :

Aik dafa Kamran Akmal ne Inzimam se kaha 

“Tumhari Kitni umer hai?”

Inzimam ne jawab dia. “meri umer 35 sal hai.”

Ye baat sun kar Kamran Akmal ne kaha “Umer to meri bhi itni hi hai magar main zara bimar simar rahta hoon.

Aik aadmi shayeri main buhat mashhor tha. Wo aik din aik moshaire main gia aur apna kalam sunana shuru kia. “do paint” majma se aawaz aai.

Wah……….wha!’

“do shartain.”

“wah! Kia khub.” Samain ne dad di.

“aik topi.”

“Wah! Kia khub, dobara irshad ………… “ majma ne israr kia. 

Shayar ghabra kar bola.” Maaf kijye ga main gazal kay bajaye dhobi ka bil utha laya hoon. 

Aik shakhs wakeel se bare ghusse meinkeh raha tha.

Tum talaq dilane key liye 400 dolor fees mang rahe ho jabkeh shadi karne mein sirf 50 dolor kharch huye the.

Wakeel ne muskura kar jawab dia. “janab aazadi key liye hameshah bari qurbani deni parti hai.

Hotale ka bera costomer se! “ janab aap ne 5 rupees tip day kar meri toheen ki hai”

Gahak bere ko ghoor kar bola.”Aur kia chahiye tumhein?”

Bera! “5 rupees aur dijye”

Gahak” aik bar 5 rupe de kar tumhari toheen kar chukka hon dobarah 5 rupe de kar mazeed toheen nahi karna chahta hon.

Honeymoon key doran biwi kay dant mein shaded dard hogia.shohar use doctor key pas le gia. Doctor ne check up key baad kaha. Is dant ko aik sal qabal nikal dena chahiye tha.

Shohar bola aap dant nikal kar is ka bill mere Susar ko bheej dein kiun keh yeh ghaflat inhi ki hai.

Funny joke in Hindi  for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny joke in Hindi  for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny joke in Hindi  for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny joke in Hindi  for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny joke in Hindi  for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny joke in Hindi  for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny joke in Hindi  for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny joke in Hindi  for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny joke in Hindi  for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny joke in Hindi  for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny joke in Hindi  for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images