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Black jokes - Nowadays
Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...

Black jokes - powder
A young girl with a bag is crossing the customs. Customs officers check her bag and find some kind of powder. They ask the girl:
- What kind of powder is that?
- Heroin
- But heroin is matte-white, and this powder is orange.
- This is a kids’ heroine – orange taste.

Black jokes - A black
- How would you call a black, who is piloting a plane?
- A pilot, you racist.

Black jokes - A disturbing wife
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you?
Answer: Shorten the chain.

Black jokes - Crossed the road
Why did this woman cross the road? Because I was not fast enough to hit her.

Black jokes - On the way to video store
I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.

Black jokes - Hitler
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.

Black jokes - Step
One step forward, 12 floors down.

Beautiful lady and homeless man
A pretty lady is standing on the side of a bridge, looking over it and thinking about jumping off. A homeless alcoholic man comes up to her as he was walking nearby.
The lady notices the man coming and says:
- Go away! There's nothing you can say to me to change my mind, you cannot help me.
- Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it – replies the man.
- No way, you're disgusting, go away.
The homeless man turns and starts walking away.
The lady thinks: Is that all you were going to say to me? Nothing more? Won’t you try to convince me that life is worth living that I should not jump off? Where are you going?
The homeless man thinks: I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm.

Black humour
Black humour is like a pair of legs. Not everyone has it.

Black humour - Beyonce
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
- Because black people have no rights...

Black humour - Lifting weights
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.

Black humour - Sailors
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says:
- I can not proceed in this way.
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
- We can not proceed in this way.
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
- We can not proceed in this way.
And they dig up the woman.

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