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Wednesday 13 May 2015

Funny jokes short Jokes In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny jokes short

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Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"

Mom: get up Liam, you will be late for school

Liam: but I don't wanna go, all the teachers and students hate me

Mom: you have to go

Liam: give me one reason why I should go

Mom: your 35, and your the principal

Crush: Can i tell you something?

Me: Yeah

Crush: I Love U

Me: Really!!! I can't believe it!! :')

Crush: Yes, it is my favourite vowel

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Me: "Why did the chicken cross the road"

Friend: "Why?"

Me: "To get to the gay man's house"

Friend: "That joke is shit"

Me: "Knock-Knock"

Friend: "Who's there?"

Me: "The Chicken"

Funny jokes short Jokes In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images