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Question: Who can defeat a spiderman?
Answer: A slipperman.

Absurd jokes - Fat
Your mom is so fat: when she sat on a rainbow it started raining Skittles.

Absurd jokes - Pencils
Broken pencils are pointless.

Absurd jokes - Africa
In Africa every 60 seconds a minute passes.

Absurd jokes - hedgehog
A hedgehog was walking through the bushes, crashed to the wall... and drowned.

Absurd jokes - a very reasonable question
Why the hell do I need a fridge if I don't smoke?

Absurd jokes - count
Five guys were walking down the street and met the eighth one.

Absurd jokes - wolves
Two wolves go for a walk. One of them asks: let me walk in the middle.

Absurd jokes - logic
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other side.

Absurd jokes - in common
Two elephants were flying - one to the north, and the red one.

A French monk wrote a manifesto stating that every woman would agree to sell her body for money. The manifesto was read by the Queen of France and she invited the monk for a chat.
- So, you're stating that every women would agree to sell herself?
- Yes.
- Me too?
- Of course.
- And how much do you think I would cost?
- 500 francs.
- What?! Only 500 francs?!
- Here you go - you've already started to negotiate.

A wife to her husband:
- Honey, what are you doing?
- I'm reading our marriage certificate.
- What for?
- I'm looking for the expiry date.

Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?

Funny Jokes one Liners Jokes In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images