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Funny jokes for Adults Biography

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Jokes in Urdu SMS :

Aik makan main do aadmi apas main lar'rahe the. Aik kah raha tha tum to gadhe kay bache ho. Dusra pehlay ko kah raha tha. Gadhe kay bache to tum ho.

Aik gadha makan ki diwar kay sath bahir khara tha. Itne main is ka aik dost ghora wahan se guzra aur poocha tum yahan kiun khare ho.

Is ne jabab dia mera bacha kahen gum ho gia hai. Is makan se aawazain aarahi hain keh tum gadhe kay bache ho aur tum gadhe kay bache ho. Jab tai ho jaye ga key kaun gadhe ka bacha hai to main is ko apne sath ley jaunga.

Maan…………. “Hamid kiun ro rahe ho?”

Hamid…………..”ammi master saheb bimar the aur wo ………..wo ………..”

Maan………….”Kia hoya margaye kia be chare?”

Hamid………….” Aji kahan margaye………….tandarost hogaye hain.”

Baap bête khana kha rahay the to betay nay kaha: Abbu….

Baap nay kaha: chup karo khana khatay waqt baat nahi kartay. 

Jab dono baap beta nay khana kha lia to baap nay kaha: Beta kia keh rahay the? 

Betay nay jawab dia: Abbu Salan mein makhi thi woh kha gaye hain.

Aik sabzi farosh kay han bachah paida hua. Parosi waghira dekhnay kay liye aaye huye the. 

Aik khatoon nay pucha: bhayi saheb bacha kaisa hai?

Sabzi farosh nay kaha: bilkul taza hai.

Aik shakhs hanpta hua railway incharj kay pas aaya aur kehnay laga. 

Janab! Aanay wali rail foran rok di jaye. Rastay mein is kay ulatnay ka khatrah hai. 

Chunancha khatray kay pesh nazar rail kehin door rokwa di gayi aur railway kay officer is aadmi kay sath khatray wali jagah ka muaina karnay chalay gaye. Is shakhs nay railway line par paray kelay kay chilkay ki taraf ishara kartay huye kaha: Janab! Rail ko is chilkay say phisal kar ulatnay ka khatra tha.

Aik larka apnay dost ko bata raha tha. Meray Abbu mein bari khubyan hain. Bahadur itnay hain jaisay sher, tandurust itnay hain jitna hathi aur aakhein to baz ki tarah teiz hain.

Doosra dost foran bola: agar hum in ko deikhna chahein to ketnay ka ticket lena hoga.

Mutahin Saheb aik lamhey kay liye kamra imtehan se baher gaye wapis aaye to dekha keh imtahan dene waley chand bachey aik doosrey kay sath baith kar aapus main batein karrahey hain. Mutahin nay foran qareeb aakar poocha yeh kia ho raha hai. Aapni aapni jagha se kiun uth kar yahan aagaye ho? Percha aapas main batain ker ke kiun ker rahe ho.

Bachon mein se aik ne jawab dia hamarey sir ne kaha tha kay har kam aapas mein mil jul kar karna chahiye.

Aik kanjus shaks ki murghi chori hoi is ne faisla kia kay das din tak roti nahi khaye ga takeh mughi ka noksan poora ho jaye do din khana khanay se wo bohat dubla ho giya. Aik din wo shahar jaraha tha rastey mein is sa ziada dubla aadmi mila kanjus is se kahne laga bhayi meri to murghi chori hogayi hai magar yun lagta hai jaisay tumhari bakri khogayi hai.

Aik burhya tangay kay nichay aagayi to sipahi nay tangay walay ko pakr kar poocha. Tum nay burhya ko takkar kiun mari hai?

Tangay wala khamosh khara raha. Burhya kehnay lagi: ab kiun nahi boltay? Pehlay to bara shor macha raha rahay the keh bach mayi bach mayi ….. ab bol.

Aik restaurant mein gahak nay shikayat ki keh mein gosht ka yeh parcha mosalsal 40 minute say katnay ki koshish kar raha hon magar nakam hon.

Aap pareshan mat hon! Behray nay itminan say jawab di restaurant aik bajay tak khula rahe ga.

Yar pareshan kiun ho? Hostel mein rehnay walay aik larkay nay doosray say poocha. 

Woh bola kia bataon yar! Ghar khat likha tha keh table lamp khareedna hai paisay bhej dein lekin inhon nay table lamp hi bhej dia hai.

Funny jokes for Adults In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny jokes for Adults In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny jokes for Adults In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny jokes for Adults In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny jokes for Adults In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny jokes for Adults In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny jokes for Adults In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny jokes for Adults In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny jokes for Adults In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny jokes for Adults In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images