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Me: Do you have a book for men with small his thing?

Librarian: I don't know if it's in yet.

Me: Yeah that's the one.

Where does a dog search for when it loses his tail?

A retail store.

Curves on women are nice, but curves on final exams are even better.

What are the only kind of trees that grow fingers?

Ummm, Palm trees.

Don't "k" me, you bast....

Rare:

The past of Eat is ate and the future of ate is weight and the most funny part is that people realize it so too late!

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Husband on wife's grave.. with a table fan.. crying...

Someone comes and asks - did you love her alot?

Man: Which love? she took a promise that you will re-marry when my graves goes dry - I don't know who stupid put lot o fwater daily here?

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Where were you last night? mother shouted!

I was in disc/club, son replied.

Oh my god! I hope you didn't see anything which you should not see.

Son: I seen the thing that I should not see there!

What did you seen>

Dad - he softly uttered...

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Early to bed, and early to rise proves that..

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The person has no internet connection!!!:)

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Lay to advocate: I want to marry my ex husband again!

Advocate: Why, last month you hot the divorce..

Lady: After divorce, he is very happy and I can not tolerate this at all...

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Couple got fight!

Wife in anger goes to market, buys poison, eats and after sometime..

She did not die..

Husband: Lot of time, I told you, take care while buying things, money is wasted and work is still incomplete!!

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Man can be happy in 2 situations: 1st - if unmarried; 2nd - if wife has gone to her mother's home.

Smartness:

Duffer, why do you keep on talking with girls all the time..

Boy: I am very poor, even do not have whatsapp in my cell.

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Friend: You have sweet shop, don't you feel like eating?

Him: Yes, I love them, but dad put all sweet counted, so I taste them and put them back..!!

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Do you know about 7 important most important Men in a Woman's life? No, then here we go: 

One. Mr. Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 

Two. Mr. Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." 

Three. That Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" 

Four. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?" 

Five. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!" 

Six. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!" 

Sever. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!" 

An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having two wives:

A - Monopoly should be broken

B- Competition improves the quality of service..

If you have one wife she fights with you, if you have two wives they will fight for you

Feel the difference and decide:

Disclaimer: We are not having such experience and not responsible for any side effects!

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Adam[man] and Eve[woman] were the first human beings in the world

one fine day eve asked Adam' do you love me'

Adam said 'do i have another choice'

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Funny jokes for teens Jokes In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny jokes for teens Jokes In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny jokes for teens Jokes In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny jokes for teens Jokes In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny jokes for teens Jokes In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny jokes for teens Jokes In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny jokes for teens Jokes In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny jokes for teens Jokes In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny jokes for teens Jokes In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny jokes for teens Jokes In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images

Funny jokes for teens Jokes In Hindi for Kids for Adults In Urdu In English Photos Wallpapers Images